Why Hawaii needs a break from tourism — perspective from local resident palanichang on tiktok

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the resume autofill feature for job applications is. So Useful.

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Oh fuck off

Anyway the best opening line to a book is still from The Restaurant at the End of the Universe:

“In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been widely regarded as a bad move.”

Another favorite is the opener from CS Lewis's Voyage of the Dawn Treader:

"There was a boy named Eustice Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it."

May I present a strong contender as well:

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JESUS CHRIST. Killer opening.

January was a tough year but we made it

i don't think people understand the irony of the date on this post. yes it's jan 31st and it's a mood so every jan 31st we reblog it. but guys. . . this was made in Jan 2020. By the first week of February covid numbers were finally starting to come out of china, by mid Feb Italy was shutting down and by the end of Feb half the world was entering their covid lockdowns. OP Jan may have be tough but you had a big storm coming

yo patreon changed thier icon and its dumb as fuck

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WHAT

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fixed it

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fixed it more

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im so in love with this post one time i got really really high and decided since i dont have a printer that i was going to paint it and hang it up on my wall

there's only 7 words on the painting and you managed to misspell the two largest ones

Having your own personal blog is honestly quite a nice change of pace compared to Reddit. I could put a funny GIF of George Bush getting hit by a shoe on here and the worse case scenario is that no one even notices.

You put that on a big subreddit and you get your eyes gouged out and a heap of political discourse underneath your post.

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Originally posted by not-home-no-more

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YOU HEAR THAT EVERYONE??? I’M A LIL GECKO BOY

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The Redditors really are adapting well to the ecosystem here.

we’re the only animals that know what will happen later in the day

deer: “who knows. i might find a river. i may be attacked by wolves”

man, gods favorite creature: “tonight i will indulge in overwatch pornography”


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Anonymous asked:

hi, what sexuality are the hearts in your bio?

willgrahamscock:

willgrahamscock:

Hungary

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yeah

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